- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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