An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Actually it was me Josh brown

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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