why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Skrillex.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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You have friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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