- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Gus's mom

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

its funny cuz i laughed!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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