How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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