- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

save me from the nothing ive become

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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