Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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