- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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