Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why? Why Not?

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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