- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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