Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

smell the vitamin C

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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