What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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