Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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i had sex.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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