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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

CAVE JOHNSON.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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