- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

JUST KIDDING^

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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._____________________. Whale!

Adam Chebali has no life

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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