- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Cancer.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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