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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

minorities.....

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Dance is a sport

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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