what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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