Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Women's Rights.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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