- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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