- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

i read the terms of service when i posted this

The truth is he loves her!!

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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