- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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