- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Knock Knock opens the door

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

homosexuals are gay

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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