- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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