- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Vaginal secretions

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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