- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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