Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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whats 69+2? 71

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Black people are the scum of the earth

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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