When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Women's rights

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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