Robin, get in the batmobile

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Boner

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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pudding

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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chirs

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Wanker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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