Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

retard

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

destiny

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

haha Otarts was here

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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