- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

what's black and can't swim?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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