What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yock

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What's clear and wet? water

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Your biggest fan.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Female rights.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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