- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Face...the other white meat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Phew... it's gone.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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