- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Liverpool City Football Club

why was the man sad? his wife died

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

refridgrator

Who wants $300? Me too.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Today is March 22.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

black people

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Justin Bieber

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