who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Cliterus

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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