Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

FIONN'S LIFE

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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