- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

That's what SHE said!

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Lewis

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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