- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Knock knock come in.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

The Moon Landing.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??