Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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