There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Potato!

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Women's rights.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Man U

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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