- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Womens rights

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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