A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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