Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Penis chickens

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

black people are white when i use night gogles

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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