Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Buzi vagy!

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Anti Joke

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