- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Jesse gets so many ladies

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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