guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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this is stupid .... yep

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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potatoes

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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