your mom is so stupid she got raped

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Homonyms should be band.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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