Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

tommy is retared

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

whats 2+2 equal? 4

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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