- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

to get to the other side.

there was once a jew

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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