If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Stop procrastinating.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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