- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Your mom is not fat!

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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