A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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This sentence is a lie.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Asians

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Cancer.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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