What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Obama

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Me

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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